I feel dumb that it took me so long to get this right.
I hope it's right. I'm going to do a bit o' testing.
useGaim;
%PLUGIN_INFO=(
perl_api_version=>2,
name=>"Example",
version=>"1.1",
summary=>"An example Gaim Perl plugin that does nothing useful.",
description=>"An example Gaim perl script that does nothing particularly useful:\n\t-Show a dialog on load (doesn't currently do this)\n\t-Set user idle for 6,000 seconds (also not currently possible in Perl API)\n\t-Greets people signing on with \"Hello\"\n\t-Informs you when script has been loaded for one minute. (currently in debug output)",